if there was a zombie apocalypse and you tripped i wouldnt be concered as much...– Gwen Hasenberg
Putin meets with Russian Spies. →
He said “they had sung together songs about the Motherland.” can we just pause for a minute and imagine what it would be like to sing a song with Putin, please?
Lost Cosmonauts →
readmorewikipedia: The Lost Cosmonauts, or Phantom Cosmonauts, are cosmonauts who allegedly entered outer space, but whose existence has never been acknowledged by either the Soviet or Russian space authorities. Alexey Belokonev is reportedly one of three (two men and a woman) cosmonauts aboard a November, 1962 flight. The Torre Bert tower in Italy allegedly picked up a frantic set of messages...
Just so everyone knows this is my dream sequence for pitchfork. I’m chatting it up with a cutie from Titus Andronicus or becoming BFFs with James Murphy. Suddenly, I look at my watch and realize that I only have five minutes to get to my interview with Why? I sprint across the festival, press pass waving in the wind, Of course I don’t get sweaty and my hair is blowing in the wind....
FCC Indecency Rules Struck Down →
My thoughts as I read this article: 1. Man, this is so great for WBCR! 2. Does that mean I personally can cuss on the air? 3. Do we dare tell our programmers this?
Crying and laughing sound awfully similar
I had a dream that Target was 100 feet away from...
I had to live with my most awkward resident in a hostel-esque space. But still. BEST DREAM EVER.
I really hate the fourth of july
Not that I don’t love america, far from it actually, I just never really saw the appeal in watching fireworks, grilling (a common occurrence anyway during the summer) and meeting up with people that you hardly know. Is it bad that I just want to stay in tomorrow night?