Girl (American) in my class didn’t know who Andy Warhol was. DIDN’T HAVE A CLUE WHO HE WAS. Although I love my classes, sometimes I really hate my major.
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Action Pants: Genital Panic
Once our coffee arrived, and as he blew his nose into a napkin, I encouraged him...– David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (via bbook)
I just figured out how to make a mustached...
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Dad: I set your ringtone as a crying baby, because it’s annoying and it cries. Just like you.
is someone okcupid thinks I should get with.
"I would ask my secretary but she's dead."
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