I hate this bridges essay and it smells like pork roast in my dorm while I had some crappy ramen for dinner. and the four classes I most want to take/have to take are during the same two time slots. awesome.
hazy oh man, I haven’t done anything on 8tracks in FOREVER.
but god doesn't always have the best goddamn...
Two people I know have gotten engaged in the last week. I keep on looking at wedding blogs instead of doing homework. I don’t even want to get married/have anyone that I like at the moment. WTF self, WTF.
Summer Camp-I Want You
You only get one chance to make a first impression, so don’t fuck it up!– RuPaul. I’m only 2 episodes into RuPaul’s Drag Race and my life is already so much better.
I’ve been in a weird mood today, for a variety of reasons. But its most likely a side effect of too much cheesy bread loaf from Madison.
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: adj. finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off.
At least I didn’t jerk it off completely!– My mom. Trips to Beloit remain as entertaining as ever.
Rap Industry Fan Fiction: Nicki Minaj goes on a... →
rapindustryfanfiction: “I think this has been going well, don’t you?” El-P asked nervously as he and Nicki Minaj traversed up the side of the volcano. He slicked back his hair. “Maybe after this we can go back to my place and do coke off of my sealed issue of Detective Comics #27? It’s the first one where Batman…
maybe you’ll just have to show me when you get home but on my facebook...– My mother, confused as ever about facebook.
I don’t rely on mirrors so I always use photobooth.– Cher from Clueless if it took place in 2011. (via industrialfire)
just googled ‘yoga for when you’re hungover.” apparently you shouldn’t do yoga when hungover. but does this mean that I’m finally getting something out of yoga apart from looking at cute boys’ butts while stretching?
you guys. for my RA complex project we’ve scraped our old idea and are now doing Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me: Beloit Edition. Never change, Beloit. Also, this is going to go quite swimmingly with my Kroc Fellowship application.
I was doing some journaling today and I read through my old entries and I have come so far since freshman year. SO FAR. like I know this is a sappy emotional post but seriously. I was an absolute wreck over eric, I go through another break up this year and while I’m not jumping for joy about it, I am a functional, normal human being. I mean I’m sad about it, but a little less every...