remember that time where I was like “I’m gonna be chill and not freak out about things”? yeah.
sometimes I doubt that my writing has progressed much since senior year of high school, but sometimes I write a sentence and I’m like…damn.
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just remembered the kid who brought doughnuts from his parent’s bakery to class in middle school. In retrospect, I’m pretty sure he had a crush on me. WHY DO I LET THESE BOYS PASS ME BY? I COULD’VE HAD FREE DOUGHNUTS WHENEVER I WANTED!
Feelings There Need to be Words For →
I though that in NY everybody eats hamburgers, all the time, everywhere– My czech buddy telling me about his time in NYC this summer.
re-read my nanowrimo novel from freshman year of high school. its confirmed: i was the most bitter and ~deep~ 15 year old ever. raging against society, fathers and girlfriends was MY JAM. I’m surprised I didn’t shop at hot topic more.
fuck everything, eat pizza and drink wine. REPEAT....
I just want to disapparate. Anywhere but beloit.
I kind of want to make geo-political problem solving my bitch.
Yes...Fleet Farm... St. Point - m4w (Left looking) →
So, in you come… stunning…sexy as hell… of all places..Fleet Farm… we said “hi” to each other…and you headed towards the back of the store…past the lights etc…. Beautiful …Dark red/brunette…stunning heels…sexy jeans…crisp white shirt under a dark wool jacket…..and a perfect tone to your skin I am not certain what...
Post Grad lyfe
I feel like everyone around me is freaking out about what to do post-graduation already. My problem is, I have too many things that I want to do. This is a list for me to look back on 9 months from now when I am happy at my accounting job so I can reflect on these things I once had called “hopes” and “dreams.” -Kroc fellowship with NPR. I’ve written about this...
cosmo tip #44
expertcosmotips: after a long day, relax your man with a sensual eyeball massage
All I want for eating is you....
Traditional Czech Garlic Soup 8 cups broth (beef or chicken—can be from bouillion) 6 cloves of garlic (more or less, according to your personal taste) 1 t. salt (more or less according to your personal taste) 1 t. marjoram 1 t. freshly ground black pepper 2 T. butter 2 medium potatoes, peeled and cut into bite-sized pieces 1 t. caraway seeds 2 T. parsley (fresh...
What does Karin mean? My mom.... Nicest mom ever!... →
In life, my friend, it’s not a question of having the greatest number of...– Milan Kundera, Laughable Loves
6 Things Twentysomethings are afraid of →
5. People your age who are getting married “You’re getting married? That means you’re winning the Life race. I’m not married. I’m married to my job, my cat, and Nutella, and I’m pretty okay about all of it until you tell me that you’re getting married. That’s when I begin to question all of my life choices and wonder if I screwed up somehow. But yeah, I’ll RSVP. There better be good cake...
Spirals, he whispered, spirals.– Spiral Jetty, Robert Smithson
Frist Kim & kris (kardashian) split…Now Zoe & Ben...– My mom