all conversations with my brother inevitably lead to him asking me if i’m drunk.
Why won't it just load as a photo? →
All the Asian girls are going to have crushes on you.– Thu to Karin Carlson. (via funnythu)
That awkward moment when everyone else in the room...
Two Cunts in a Kitchen →
bestofwikipedia: Two Cunts in a Kitchen, or sometimes, less graphically Two Cs in a K, is slang used within the advertising industry for a type of television commercial. Generally, the commercial shows two women in a domestic scene, discussing, using, or otherwise portraying the advertiser’s product in a positive manner. (via Dylan)
Me: about to have my radio show! Listen in if you are up.
Dad: ha ha ha Dude you think we were up.
The opportunity for me to au pair in Istanbul has arisen. I think I might take it—if the family can pay for me to go there. I’m sick of applying for internships and getting funds/a house for the summer is stressing me out. With Istanbul, I would a) be in Turkey for the summer which would be pretty baller b) have a place to live c) have a salary (although it probably won’t be...
Anonymous asked: you are THE hottest ra.
The strange thing was that next door to Remi lived a Negro called Mr. Snow whose...– Jack Kerouac, On The Road
Rives tells a story of mixed emoticons
Not So Fast
Me: I just got my cap and gown !
Dad: Making a lot of assumptions, aren’t we?