Well he’s pretty cute but Karin will never go for him…but he’s...– My mom on seeing my ideal guy at wal-mart.
Book Club Fight Club →
helping my brother with his anthropology homework.
lol like i’m even qualified for this shit. I can barely call myself an anthro minor.
Growing out of their distrust of first-blush appearances, INFJs are reluctant to...– http://personalitycafe.com/infj-articles/75929-most-accurate-analysis-infj.html
listening to the space jam sound track to get me...
NO SHAME SEMESTER.
My Brother: have u ever heard of the band Plug In Stereo?
My Brother: I thought u would considering your major deals w/ radio broadcasting and music.
Me: sorry i don't know every band ever
got a hey girl blue valentine from my mom and a place in the senior dance shows. happy galentine’s day, y’all!
whosboniver: VERY SENSITIVE/LITERARY INDIE BRO WHO WRITES SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE A “LOOSE PILE OF GAUZE” AND “GENERALLY SINGS AS IF HE’S AFRAID HE MIGHT BRUISE A WORD BY ARTICULATING IT.” HE WAS CONFINED TO A REMOTE CABIN BY THE WISCONSIN STATE GOVERNMENT BUT LATER RECEIVED A PARDON FROM SCOTT WALKER. YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO BEYONCÉ INSTEAD
Sometimes I get annoyed by my programmer’s self-righteous behavior and inability to respond to emails. But every once in a while, I’ll get an email from a programmer telling me that they played PSAs but weren’t sure how to log them and it makes it all better.
you ever have one of those days where you just end up crying to two of your advisors for no real reason?
Celebrity Gossip, Academic Style →
I haven’t even read through this site but I can already tell its my favorite. Like a high-brow philolzophy.
All I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Drunk Harry Potter →
“Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Harry, Cedric is dead, he’s dead, he’s fucking dead!” “Don’t be ridiculous. I saw him thirty minutes ago and he was fine. Just needs to sleep it off. He’s fine. See? He’s fine.” “He’s not breathing, Harry — Jesus God, he’s not breathing. Cedric? Ced? Can you hear me, honey? Open your eyes, Ced. Look at me.” “Ron, he’s fine. He’s fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Come back...
One reason radio is superior to TV is that radio has better pictures.– Jim Stagnitto, WNYC engineer. Discuss! (via wnyc)